free speech

83 words Verizon doesn't wany you using:
Verizon has warned its customers that they will not accept the use of the floowing words [or their derivatives] from text messaging. A memo distributed said that the list will be updated from time to time and is not meant to be all-inclusive. Don't know exactly what they will do if someone actually uses any of these words, [maybe turn you over to Homeland Security].

Here's the dirty words:

anal, ass, bastard, beatoff, bitch, BJ, cameljockey, chink, circlejerk, clit, cock, coolie, coon, cornhole, cum, cunt, dago, deepthroating, dickhead, dickwad, dildo, dyke, eatme, fag, faggot, fellatio, fisting, fleshflute, fleshpopsicle, fornicate, fuck, fudgepacking, gangbang, genital, getlaid, gobtheknob, goldenshower, gook, hairpie, hardon, homo, honkey, jerkoff, jewboy, jizz, 5, kike, lesbo, limey, manloaf, masturbate, muffdiver, nigger, nutsack, paki, panface, poontang, pubic, pussy, queef, queer, raghead, rimjob, rubyredbag, scrotum, shit, sitonmyface, sixtynine, slag, slant, sodomize, spankthemonkey, spearchucker, spic, spooge, teabagging, testicles, twat, vagina, wetback, whackoff, whipitout, whiteswallow, wop

Missing: skin flute, penis, breast